"First off, you should be reminded of one simple and elegant fact: Russians are the scariest white people. Period. And Russian women are no exception.
Let me introduce you to the one thing that makes it so, so very hard to even get close to a Russian woman. I’m referring, of course, to what I call: ‘The Siberian Look’. It’s something like this:
Ice-cold - perfectly executed by one of my favorite actresses, Anna Kovalchuk
Imagine the scene. You’re in a bar, and you see a beautiful Russian girl on the other side of the room. You give her a timid smile, and she greets you with a raised eyebrow. You look down to your feet.
Strike one.
After fifteen minutes of hesitation, you finally summon up the courage. Chest out, you stride towards her. You glance at her to see how she reacts and your feet lock into place. This is the look that greets you:
Strike two.
You try to keep going, but every step is more difficult than the one before. A million questions tear through your mind. Her eyes, instead of a window to her soul, bare yours wide open. You feel the weight of her judgement upon you, the shame that you dare so intrude upon her space. She knows why you’re doing this. You can hide nothing from her.
…and before you know it, you’re walking back towards your friends. You didn’t even realize you turned around. You didn’t even make it to within two meters of her. The Siberian Look has claimed a new victim.
Strike three.
But honestly, there’s one other thing you need to know. For those lucky or skilled enough to tear down those crystal walls, you will find nothing but warmth, love and a passion so intense it will stun you. After all, you know what they say…
No smile is more genuine than a Russian smile…
Poka poka,
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